The 12 Commandments of Online Dating

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I am adding an 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not make ducklips in your profile picture no matter if thou is male or female.

My 12th Commandment: Thou shalt not take shirtless douchebag profile pics in front of thine bathroom mirror.

Do you guys have any online dating commandments to share? Comment below! I’d like to hear them. Let’s share our experiences and have a laugh 🙂

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3 thoughts on “The 12 Commandments of Online Dating

  1. XIII: Thou shalt not spend the first date whining about thou ex, or the second date, or the third. Seriously.

    XIV: Thou shalt have a clue about what you are after…not something 100% generic, “I’m looking for a nice, down to Earth person with a good sense of humor who’s intelligent, gainfully employed and enjoys an active lifestyle.” Puh-lease! As if anybody would say, “I want unemployed lard ass who has no sense of humor, eats bon-bons, watches day time soaps and never finished middle school.”

    That’s an awesome image, thanks for posting.

    • I couldn’t agree more with your commandments! Guys or girls who talk about their exes are super annoying and how much of a libido killer is it to realize you’re not as much on their mind as their ex? If you’re still that much into your ex why are you out with me?! That is a real sadistic emotional mindfuck to put someone through. I agree it’s also important to let a potential suitor know what you’re looking for in your next relationship and super shallow things like a love of outdoors, sports, and similar music taste don’t count. Let’s leave Jr. High already!

    • Hahaha I know and have seen girls who would be okay with an unemployed lardass who has no sense of humor, eats bon bons, watches daytime soaps and never finished middle school! Lowered expectations.

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